October 9th, 2008
If a weekend is Saturday and Sunday, why doesn’t a calendar week begin with Monday and end with Sunday? Why do people say they can’t wait for the weekend when they know they can and will?
Have you ever noticed people don’t ask if you had a good Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, but ask if you […]
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October 9th, 2008
Where did all the people go?
When I go up and down the supermarket aisles, I see pictures of Paul Newman and Wolfgang Puck on almost everything. I’ve come to the conclusion both these men are missing and soon their pictures will be on milk cartons.
Supermarket cashiers are missing too. They’ve been replaced by self-checkout lanes. […]
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October 9th, 2008
Every day’s a gift my grandmother insisted. I agree. It’s just that some are wrapped much more prettily than others.
It’s not easy to think a day is a gift if you’ve lost your purse, gotten a speeding ticket or forgotten your anniversary. That’s the kind of gift that isn’t the right size, is missing […]
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October 9th, 2008
Driving the carpool for another parent or loaning a friend money for a taxi - these are acts of kindness, otherwise known as favors. However, there is another kind of favor - the unintentional kind.
While I was driving to work, people who sell gas, tires and cars were on the receiving end of my previously […]
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October 9th, 2008
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine and he told me a story about an ongoing fight he was having with a south Texas title search company, for the last 8 months. I just had to pass this story on to you. Lets call my friend Mr. X. Lets call the title […]
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October 8th, 2008
When I say uniforms, what do you think of - police, soldiers, school children? I wore a uniform in high school and was relieved not to have to compete in fashion, as well as academics. Of course, I claimed dry cleaning made my skirt shorter.
Some say having to dress the same prevents independent growth. […]
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October 8th, 2008
Elopement is a gift a couple gives themselves. My sister had a large wedding, but I’m not sure she enjoyed it. Just as she was relaxing into fun mode, it was time to take pictures, greet guests, have the first dance, cut the cake, etc, etc, etc.
Instead, John and I eloped. No flowers, music, wedding […]
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October 8th, 2008
Do you wash your face before you brush your teeth, put cream in your coffee before sugar, read the entertainment section of the newspaper before the sports?
When someone holds out a hand, we shake it. When someone sneezes, we say bless you. When someone is behind us, we hold the door for him or her.
Supermarket […]
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October 8th, 2008
Hell-th food is what my sons thought about my attempts to have them eat healthier. Of course, children think anything they don’t like is health food. When my sons found out liver wasn’t healthy and they wouldn’t have to eat it again, they became more supportive.
Okay, at first they beefed about not having beef or […]
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October 8th, 2008
I’m a blond by choice. Do I have more fun? I’m not sure, but I know I have more salon appointments.
Some days I feel blonder than others. One day I couldn’t start my car because the shift wasn’t in park. Another day I couldn’t find my glasses because they were on top of my […]
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